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[–] searabbit@piefed.social 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The team tethered the crustaceans to posts at varying times of the year and at varying depths of Maryland’s Rhode River, a tidal estuary in Chesapeake Bay. After about 24 hours, the researchers would look for signs of predation—basically, if the crabs were dead or injured.

Sometimes I can't tell if these animal studies are conceived based on actual scientific necessity or someone's torture fantasy that happens to provide some useful info.

[–] sensualsunset@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Which also makes you really wonder if they are "gluttonous" or just, you know, tied to a post so probably starving.

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Most crabs will eat everything edible, AFAIK.