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And that’s basically it!
I love that the article completely avoids answering any of the obvious questions that people would have.
No mention of how he was driving.
No mention of how he shot the passenger.
Not even a mention of how he plays cornhole.
I get trying to be sensitive toward people with disabilities and not highlight them, but come on! If the man wasn't a quadruple amputee, this wouldn't even be an article. Address the elephant!
There was an elephant too?!
cornhole
I had to look this up... reminded me of this recent documentary about pine cone racing
TIL: Professional Cornhole apparently pays well enough to make it a career.
Also, being a cyborg does not prevent you from pursuing a career as a cornholler.
Its also rife with nepotism.
Jk idk
Meh, he's gotta be on ssi/disability
Not for long if he's making any kind of money.
That's what im saying, he's probably not.
The craziest part of this story is that it didn’t take place in Florida
I have so many questions, and the article just left me with more.
If ever an article needed pictures ….
edit: found a picture and … if he gets a jury trial then on the face of it homie has quite the body of defense right off the bat…
Ah! Office Space was trying to tell us something! Dunno 'bout y'all, but I might keep a better eye on that there cornhole now. 🤔