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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I love that the article completely avoids answering any of the obvious questions that people would have.

No mention of how he was driving.

No mention of how he shot the passenger.

Not even a mention of how he plays cornhole.

I get trying to be sensitive toward people with disabilities and not highlight them, but come on! If the man wasn't a quadruple amputee, this wouldn't even be an article. Address the elephant!

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

There was an elephant too?!

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 35 points 14 hours ago

The craziest part of this story is that it didn’t take place in Florida

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

TIL: Professional Cornhole apparently pays well enough to make it a career.

Also, being a cyborg does not prevent you from pursuing a career as a cornholler.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago

Its also rife with nepotism.

Jk idk

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Meh, he's gotta be on ssi/disability

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not for long if he's making any kind of money.

That's what im saying, he's probably not.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have so many questions, and the article just left me with more.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

If ever an article needed pictures ….

edit: found a picture and … if he gets a jury trial then on the face of it homie has quite the body of defense right off the bat…

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 11 hours ago

cornhole

I had to look this up... reminded me of this recent documentary about pine cone racing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_wlMrJqdrk

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Ah! Office Space was trying to tell us something! Dunno 'bout y'all, but I might keep a better eye on that there cornhole now. 🤔