this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Martyy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I kind feel bad for anon tbh

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So any other Lemmings don't have to search for it: khhv means "kissless hugless handholdless virgin".

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you, thought he was in the russian secret police or taking an experimental psychodelic

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

why not all three?

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmm, in the 4chan tree of life, is a khhv substantially different from an incel?

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 22 points 1 week ago

Its an authenticator. It makes you seem like more of a legit incel instead of the 27 year old whos been in a few relationships but still says they're an incel.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Fake - was a dream

Gay - dreamt about his dude friends

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this is probably just incel propaganda, so 1. fake and ...

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did... Did you not read the ending?

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Or the third line.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

it was all a dream 😶‍🌫️

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can fully believe that incels have programmed themselves to the level of having dreams like this

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

ah, so it's like an echo of a propaganda through the subconscious 🤔 very Freudian, perhaps the girl he has a crush on was his mother?

[–] tgm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once had a dream where an ex followed mene around explaining in detail how she cheated on me. In hele real world she didn't, so I woke up with a feeling of "wow, thanks brain, that was unnecessary."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My wife sometimes gets angry at me because she dreamt i was cheating on her.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago

A mean dream... That's kind of an interesting phrase.