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Using these semen eye drops really made me look hard at what they were doing...
Scientists will literally use pig semen in eye drops before going to therapy
The cure we never saw cumming
They often say pig and human physiology have a lot in common. Turns out porn has inadvertently been an ongoing science experiment.
"It is hoped that the drops could be developed to treat children..."
Woah now
It’s just fun to say.