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article texthappy April fool's btw

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[–] Argyle13@lemmy.world 246 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Haha, as I wake up and wipe the sleep crust from my eyes, I thought I was still dreaming (as in asleep). But your comment makes sense! Time to be skeptical all day!

[–] Argyle13@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On this day, as well as in the 28th of December, when we celebrate the Spanish equivalent, I don, t believe anybody or anything!!!

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Considering the delay some stuff has, I extend it to roughly a week.

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 182 points 1 month ago (25 children)

God I fucking hate April fools Day.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 month ago

We're fed so many lies all the time and when a big, obvious one like this shows up in the stream it's just another jolt of alarm that my system can't keep taking anymore. If we lived in happier and more peaceful times I might have enjoyed it even.

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's great being in a time zone where it's already April 2nd when the Americans start pulling this shit. You think you've made it through the nonsense and then BAM, here's another day of it except ramped up to 11.

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[–] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

April's fools Day is every day.

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[–] AverageEarthling@feddit.online 91 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Made me do a double take. The way the world is right now, it wouldn't be the most shocking thing.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Im still waiting for the foretold Oscar Mayer-Intel

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I fucking hate April Fools

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[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (16 children)

Oh boy this is why I hate most April fool jokes.
They are generally not funny, just stupid.

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On top of that, so many people forget it’s April 1st, and actually believe it

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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did forget it was the 1st, and I did laugh initially. Then I remebered the date. So to me at least, it was funny. :shrug:

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Having a sense of humor helps.

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

It would help if anyone just posting obvious lies like they’re jokes had a sense of humor instead, yes. “Just a prank, bro!” as a holiday sucks.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Having a sense of humor helps.

True and people without any shouldn't attempt April Fool jokes

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[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I read this from the start with the mind that it's probably an April fool's joke, but not once did I see any indication to exaggerate or build up to a humorous absurdness. It's just a long article that could be true but isn't. Stupid and a waste of time.

[–] Zorg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

Well, it closes with:

At press time, the companies said the deal was expected to close shortly after the industry finished checking the calendar.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I agree, but it's still better than the "pranks" that hugely wink at you and think they're clever, but they're obviously some marketing team trying to come up with ideas that aren't offensive..... yeah, I said it, this dreck is better than that dreck. heh.

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[–] Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this article has apparently caused AMD +3.61% ▲ and Intel INTC +8.84% ▲

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We already knew stock price wasn't tied to reality

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[–] roger.wood@feddit.online 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wouldn't the SEC look upon jokes like this poorly?

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

SEC? In this day and age? Yeah.. right..

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[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They would if AMD actually announced something like this.

This is entirely a Techspot joke, there is no AMD press release: https://www.amd.com/en/newsroom/press-release-search.html

[–] sturmblast@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Ah shit lol.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Next up: Boeing Buys Airbus 🤣

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] QuadratureSurfer@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

That wouldn't be too far fetched. Pepsi is a much larger company than Coca-Cola. Practically everything in the snack aisle is owned by Pepsi.
Some of the companies/brands that PepsiCo already owns: Frito-Lay, Quaker, Gatorade, Mountain Dew, Naked, etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PepsiCo_brands

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[–] pharceface@retrolemmy.com 13 points 1 month ago

lol. Nice April Fools post. I think the cruelest tech related Aprils fools post I’ve seen claimed that Apple was open sourcing their x86 MacOS versions. Creating a Mac binary compatible BSD distro. That really hurt. I love OSx/2010s MacOS. Nothing on Linux or BSD side comes close. I am really holding out hope for RayvnOS.

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Rumors say they will buy Nvidia after.

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