Remember kids, profit off a downed pilot and you’re a monster
Make a profit off 175 dead Iranian Schoolchildren and you’re on the DOW
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2026
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the dow is over 50,000
No bets should be placed on any of the events of the war given we can’t trust either side to present any factual information.
i might have to check out this polymarket thing.
It sounds great, if you have insider information.
tbh the real money is on knowing how to arbitrage a spread
Gambling on the fate of a member of a fascist military seems pretty morally neutral.
And meanwhile, gambling on the Iran wars and child murders that is aaaalll fine, those are brown people