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Are OnlyFans models the best way to explain the climate crisis? (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/58212745

https://redlib.catsarch.com/r/stupidpol/comments/1sfyo4r/are_onlyfans_models_the_best_way_to_explain_the/

The better news is that it improves. Coming soon is an episode called Spank Banks, in which dominatrix Eva Oh names the banks that profit most from global fossil fuel projects while simultaneously paddling the bottom of a man in a pig mask. It’s a call to action, hinting that consumer choice will be enough to persuade the banks to change direction.

It’s a call to action, hinting that consumer choice will be enough to persuade the banks to change direction.

Stunning and brave.

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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When a headline ends in a question mark, the answer is always “No.”

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge%27s_law_of_headlines

[–] cubism_pitta@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that someone out there is like

"Yes, finally all I needed was a woman spanking a banker in a pig mask"

[–] turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub 11 points 3 weeks ago

I’m watching this for… err…. educational purposes. Seirously, I am! Now look, it’s about climate change and carbon sequestration through photosynthesis.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My first thought was "because they're getting hotter", which didn't seem like a Guardian article.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's getting hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot, I'm gonna raise the planet temp

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 3 weeks ago

I think that's their bit

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I'm gonna venture a guess and say no

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Not even pussy can make a Conservative think.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

Look up Stefania Ferrario's YouTube channel.

[–] Ruthalas@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

For those curious:

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