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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good luck getting a conviction from a jury. It should have already been tossed on the lack of merits by a judge. The encounter should have never been initiated by police.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] andyburke@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first amendment applies in every state.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Yes, but the comment was about juror pools.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 46 points 1 month ago

Free Aunt Tifa!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”

The same way Lady Gaga responded when asked what she meant by disco stick.

"It's a penis."

[–] Micromot@piefed.social 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate the american culture of not wanting children to know what genitals are and how they work instead of actual sex ed

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hate American culture. Full stop.

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Seriously, because it deserves reiterating, fuck American culture. Everything that is good that has come out of this country is because of its counter-culture doing things in spite of it.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago

I can't wait for discovery.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I hope she wears the costume to the trial.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a simple country penis..."

[–] Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"no dick tator" fuckin brilliant

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Mash 'em, boil 'em...

What a dick.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What a shithole

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Has anyone even seen a dick?

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 1 month ago

Grandmaaaaaaaa

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Why does it have to mention rosary beads?