Anon is fine now, but they will absolutely lose their shit when mom loses the house and they are forced to move into an abandoned hot dog.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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The Humble NEET is not problematic.
I can't tell if this is a joke
what does NEET mean?
Not in Education, Employment, or Training
It means they are a burden on everyone around them on purpose.
A lot of them are depressed, autistic or have a visible disability. It's really hard for them to find a job, especially in this economy. Many of them don't receive the support they need because they're adults. I don't think NEETs like being NEETs. So your statement is pretty ableist considering the reality of people. It reeks of "most homeless people can't be helped because they choose to be that way".
And a lot of them are simply taking advantage of their families and friends. If you identify yourself with a cutesy acronym that specifically describes how little effort you are putting into your life I refuse to take you seriously.
What the fuck are you even on about. When you think of NEETs do you only think of exaggerated greentexts, are you this split off from reality?
No Education, Employment, or Training
Not in Employment, Education or Training
In case anyone is wondering, this is the real answer.
No Eating Elephant Testes
ah, that really makes sense
Not in education or employment
Truly empathetic and understanding
A good life
Making due with yod dropping