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[–] 0oWow@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"The number of calories in the baked macaroni dish, which features three types of cheese, is almost 10,000 (40,000 kilojoules). "

What was the point of saying this???

Are they trying to impress the value of the loss and failing? Or did they need filler words so they can include more ads?

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] musky_occultist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Misspelling Fort Worth feels pretty human though.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

I mean it says in like the second paragraph that they are catering sized so yeah it's a very meaningless number.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nice.

Edit: The scheme, not the charge.

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 14 points 1 week ago

Well, there's a headline!

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the money is in the nuggets, not the mac and cheese.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There’s money in the banana stand.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This must be Roth’s in the PNW

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] dai@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

www.bbc.com

Former Chick-fil-A employee charged in $80,000 mac-and-cheese scheme

Harry Sekulich

2 - 3 minutes

Grapevine Police Department/ Facebook CCTV shows a man tapping at a touch-screen register wearing a brown puffer vest, backward baseball cap and blue jeans.Grapevine Police Department/ Facebook

CCTV shows the accused at a touch-screen register where he allegedly rang up hundreds of portions of mac-and-cheese.

Texas police have charged a former Chick-fil-A employee for allegedly defrauding the fast food company of the cost of 800 trays of mac-and-cheese.

The Grapevine Police Department alleges that the employee had been fired a month earlier, but returned to a branch of the fast food chain and made his way behind the counter, where he rang up the catering-sized portions of the rich pasta dish.

They say he then refunded the cost of the order – $80,000 (£58,800) – to his personal credit cards.

Police tried to arrest him multiple times before succeeding on 17 April, the department said in a social media statement. He was charged with property theft, money laundering and evading arrest.

Getty Images Chick-fil-A restaurant logo seen in Houston, Texas.Getty Images

US media named the suspect as 23-year-old Keyshun Jones. Records show he is currently in custody at Green Bay prison in Forth Worth, Texas. The New York Times reported that Jones's lawyer declined to comment.

The Chick-fil-A catering menu lists the cost of a large tray of its mac-and-cheese at around $100 depending on location. The number of calories in the baked macaroni dish, which features three types of cheese, is almost 10,000 (40,000 kilojoules).

The Chick-fil-A store shared surveillance footage appearing to show the sacked worker returning to the store and using a register behind the service counter.

CCTV footage shows the man wearing a brown puffer vest, blue jeans and backwards white cap, not the chain's branded red polo uniform.

It is alleged he used the restaurant's point-of-sale system to issue unauthorised refunds to his personal accounts. It is unclear why he was fired before the incident.

He was eventually found and arrested following a joint operation of the Texas attorney general's Fugitive Task Force and the Fort Worth Police Department.

The BBC has contacted Chick-fil-A's media office for comment.

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 5 points 1 week ago

What paywall‽

[–] taxon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

uBlock element zapper, bb!

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's a lot of cheddar

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I hope they also fired whoever is in charge of security there.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

That's a cool crime, fuck Chick-fil-A.