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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 218 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 32 points 6 days ago

Its okay just plop some snow over the entrance they'll tire themselves out

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 136 points 1 week ago (5 children)

This is a frustration of mine with software. We make all these gains with hardware just to occupy the new capacity with cruft. I just want the same interface from Y2K that runs so fucking fast my eyes can’t keep up with my fingers.

[–] pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works 79 points 6 days ago (10 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago

I switched when the windows context menu had to ask washington for permission to open. Some days it took 10-20 seconds. Repeatedly.

Well, it was one of the reasons, now it's all snappy and predictable on my 6 gen intel mint linux.

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[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

I just want the same interface from Y2K that runs so fucking fast my eyes can’t keep up with my fingers.

This is literally what Linux is always like and it never slows down even after decades. It boots and shuts down in about 3 seconds each. Join us; I spent a lot of time typing a foolproof guide recently. Let me see it actually get used lol!

I just played a game on Steam earlier tonight with friends; it launched WINE under the hood so invisibly that I couldn't believe I wasn't playing it on Windows. Nearly everything is cross-compatible these years with WINE, Bottles, Proton, Lutron, etc. There is basically no fear. If anything, the software typically performs even better.

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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well on the dim side, AI companies are buying up all of the new hardware. So we either get software that is somewhat efficient or we eventually move to "computers" that are just streaming sticks we use to access a Microsoft® Copilot® 365® Windows® 12® Azure® Cloud Desktop Experience Subscription Service computer.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bring back timeshare computers!! /s

But that's their wet dream btw.

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[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Penguin noises intensifies

[–] j5y7@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] quack@lemmy.zip 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Windows 10 was never good, it just looks good compared to the radioactive slag heap that is Windows 11.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 9 points 6 days ago

tbh the only problem with Windows 10 for me was the telemetry/Forced Edge,which could've been disabled via scripts,as well as lower responsiveness(maybe placebo effect?). but Windows 11, literally some parts of the Operating System use Chromium. Please keep Chromium/Electron/CEF On Desktop apps, i hope other oses wont try to copy this.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Hard disagree. Even though it's initial outing was not the smoothest Windows 10 eventually got there and they made many improvements on Windows 7. So much so that it ran quite well for many many years which is why it was so widely adopted.

Quite frankly it's my belief that the reason they force implemented Windows 11 was because Windows 10 was running so fucking well that they were seeing zero growth in their OS sales cause no one was needing to upgrade anymore. I myself had Windows 10 running on a machine that was over 15 years old. And it ran quite well.

[–] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Win10 is when telemetry was implemented for the first time. You'd better be off with win8.1 with some custom start menu adjustments or straight back to a heaven of Win7.

Or, inhales deeply, just install Linux and do not bother with MS crap cause Linux just works and there is some sort of a distro for pretty much anyone's taste and preferences that will serve them as good or even better than win10/11/8.1/7.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

The telemetry all got backported as far as seven and made a mandatory dependency of some security updates, so within a few weeks of 10's launch, you either had telemetry or a machine that wasn't safe to connect to the Internet.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

I miss Windows XP. Take me back to the rolling green hills.

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[–] quips@slrpnk.net 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Leave windows, embrace linux

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 37 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Of course opening the context menu takes its time. It's gotta load a whole Electron framework first.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I'm in awe of how Microsoft somehow manages to make an OS somehow more dogshit than the last one.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 26 points 6 days ago

Microsoft isn't the interesting one at this point. I'm more in awe of how the userbase just keeps taking that shit. That's a propaganda victory.

At some point Microsoft will publish an update that will shoot the user's dog and they will just share debloating scripts. Linux is free only if your time yadda yadda.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago

It's part of their culture. Windows ME.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Windows 7 was the peak.

This is not 'things were better when you were fifteen.' I started on Apple fucking II. I remember Windows 95 being new and fancy, and even that 90 MHz 16 MB ass DOS extension of an operating system had better UI and better UX than Windows 10 or 11. 98 was an improvement, NT was a tradeoff, ME was a mistake, XP was a lurching step forward, service packs can burn in hell, Vista doubly so. Windows 7 was the last time the good-bad-good-bad cycle actually worked out. 8 was bad, trying to be a touchscreen OS, and then 8.1 was a band-aid instead of a real fix, and everything since WIndows 10 has been a deliberate disaster. 'We're gonna screenshot your desktop every few seconds because--' Die.

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

OP is wearing rose colored glasses, yes 10 was better but 10 was a turd in a blanket but you could do workarounds to keep that turd covered, 11 just took the blanket away and exposed the turd .. . all the time.

Like Trump accelerating the transition to renewables and e vehicles across the world with his bumbling incompetence, MS is hastening the transition to Linux from theres, i was there from MS DOS days until early 10.

They really just need to use the Linux Kernel and do their own "Windows" skin on top, like Tuxedo etal

i gave up and have been on Linux Mint then LMDE for 4 years now, fucking hell, all i want to do is click the icon on the toolbar and use the app i selected. My gf uses 11 on her laptop.

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 20 points 6 days ago

I dont miss windows at all.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 30 points 6 days ago

Internet was down at work today, I tried to use the start menu on a coworkers computer to search for an app.

Got a 'connection timed out' message instead, and had to scroll through the list like a rube.

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Use Windows 11 at work. Was using 10 at home. Seeing what my future looked like if I went to 10, I installed CachyOS instead. After 4 months of CachyOS, I'm not going back to Windows even if you pay me.

[–] Clutter@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Windows 2000 was the absolute best windows hands down.

But now it's cachyos for me going forward. Never again will I install windows.

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Windows 10 was fine until they started trying to patch all the ways to avoid using a Microsoft account. Windows 11 is horrendously worse.

My work laptop, a Surface Laptop 7th gen, runs Windows 11. Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

god i hate the constant "LOG INTO AN ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW" with passion. i once had to log into a coworkers teams account and apparently windows decided that's good enough and automatically & without asking linked my entire local windows account with her work microsoft account

one log in took hours to undo

learnt my lesson - never log into microsoft through any of their apps, only ever use web based alternatives (and never on your main browser either, as sometimes logging out is just as painful as logging in)

[–] Jako302@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

Android does pretty much the same thing with Google accounts.

"Oh you logged into YouTube music? Here, we added that account to your phone. You can now view alp Emails, access payment options and view the entire browser history without additional confirmation."

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt. Fucking how.

"Today Microsoft and Adobe are announcing further AI integration of their products. This AI will tune software performance in an attempt to counteract the slowing effects of previous rounds of AI integration."

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[–] outerzenith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

Adobe Acrobat will grind it to a halt.

to be fair, Acrobat itself is a very heavy heap of dung. There's no reason for anyone to use it if all they do with a .pdf is reading.

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just because 11 is worse doesn't mean 10 was good. 10 was a shit-show from the get-go. It came with aggressive dark patterns trying to trick people into installing it over their Win 7 and 8 machines, came with mandatory telemetry, ads in the start menu and a built-in keylogger.

So it's not "fuck 11". It's "fuck Windows".

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[–] Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Going back to Windows 10 feels like removing ankle weights you forgot you were wearing.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

All this can be fixed in Windows 11. One can neuter it to faster-than-Windows 10.

…Thing is, if default Windows 11 is so bad, why spend weeks and weeks learning how to mess with it? For the same mental energy, learn partitioning and install Linux, or W10 like OP.

[–] Kewlio250@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)
[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 8 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Go to Microcenter and buy 3 USB sticks. Make sure one is big enough for backing up all you home / documents directory. Make sure the others are of good size too, 32GB is more than enough.

Go home and make a copy of your home directory onto one of the disks. It will take a while.

Go here: https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows11 And follow one of the instructions on making Windows 11 bootable media with your second disk. Test that it works then set it aside.

Go to Ventoy's website and download it here: https://www.ventoy.net/en/download.html Follow the instructions and make the third USB stick a Ventoy disk. Ventoy lets you load multiple ISO files on a single disk.

Go to https://distrowatch.com/ and pick some distros, some operating systems. Download the ISOs and drop them in empty partition on your ventoy disk. Don't forget you may need to change the boot order in your UEFI/BIOS to boot to it,

Explore and have fun.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 24 points 6 days ago (7 children)
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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 6 days ago

Ah don’t worry, leave it running for an hour and they’ll inject copilot and all the crap you’ve come to loathe.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Lame. Should have gone back to Windows 7.

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[–] wilmo@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 days ago

Switched to using Linux like 6 years ago. Wouldn't know how bad Windows 11 is but I can only imagine.

[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Imagine if this guy took a crack at MX.

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[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No lag with the right-click context menu

Give it a month of BS software adding itself to the menu. Mine used to take 10 seconds to load if I right clicked on the desktop. Just the run with GPU option took like 1/4 of a second or something absurd. Like WTF nvidia.

[–] stom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

https://winaerotweaker.com/ lets you edit context menu entries

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[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

Windows 3.11 or bust.

You can pry my Workgroups from my cold, dead, hands.

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