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[โ€“] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my experience: A

my degree: B

jobs available: XYZ

[โ€“] OpenStars@startrek.website 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jobs seem more about wanking off the bosses ego than anything else ๐Ÿคท .

[โ€“] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's great news because I'm a master bater!

git 'er done!

[โ€“] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL I'm literally feeling this as I rewrite my resume to get ready to jump ship to a new job before they relocate. Wish me luck lemmings! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Good luck witch

[โ€“] taanegl@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Paralelle universe Tucker Carlson at a Russian supermarket

Check mate, liberals.

[โ€“] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

[off topic]

"Discover What You Are Best At," by Linda Gail.

I never liked any of the jobs I'd ever had. Got injured on the job and had some time off to actually explore my options. Someone suggested this book and it changed my life. Six self administered tests to see what you do well already, and a list of jobs that use those skills.

I had a list of a dozen jobs that they said I might be a good fit for. Took a class to get certified and found I liked it right away.

[โ€“] Cypher@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m not in this picture, thanks for cheering me up