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>"Open this strait."
>*bombs a childrens' school*
>"IS CHINA IN THERE REFINING OIL WITH YOU?"

how do you respond?

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[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There are plenty of photos of his ugly mug already, why use AI to create even more garbage

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I feel like “sir this is a library” would get him to go away

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just don't let him know most libraries have children's sections.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The child section is for books for children, not children per se, mr. Now please leave.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

“Library is for ~something~ ~something~ checking out ~something~ ~something~ children.”

You’re not breaching this level of willful misunderstanding

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

"what did you say? LIBrary?"

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago

get this guys face off my screen 😡

[–] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Open fire. I felt threatened and have a right to protect my home

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Fire a shotgun through the door.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Why would you do this? Fuck off

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 3 days ago

Grab the shovel

Hey! Piss off! We're closed! Go sleep it off somewhere else, Dust Head!

'less you wanna get mutilated.

[–] null@lemmy.org 6 points 4 days ago

Print out a stack of Epstein files and slide one under the door each time he says something.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I use a word filter so that I don't have to see any posts like that. Too bad it does not catch pictures.