this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 27 points 9 hours ago

Tell anyone who asks that you were just hanging out too much on X/Twitter. No wait, I think that's worse than the truth.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 22 points 8 hours ago

The goon stamp.

[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 56 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (5 children)

Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top

I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Lol, meatspin.

[–] DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 10 hours ago

Probably meant inverted colour, so dark areas are bright and bright areas are dark

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 19 points 9 hours ago

Luckily some furry has already made a guide and a calculator for this https://sprocketfox.io/xssfox/2021/12/02/xrandr/

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 60 points 12 hours ago

Inverted colours lol

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I do like the idea of spinning, hypnotic porn.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago

Probably makes it worse.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 66 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago

Isn’t the screen shifting the full frame slightly to prevent this? Like just a few pixels so it’s not noticeable.

I guess a logo is too large for that to be effective.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 18 points 12 hours ago

In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.