Tell anyone who asks that you were just hanging out too much on X/Twitter. No wait, I think that's worse than the truth.
this post was submitted on 12 May 2026
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If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.
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Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen
Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top
I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.
Inverted colours lol
Probably meant inverted colour, so dark areas are bright and bright areas are dark
Luckily some furry has already made a guide and a calculator for this https://sprocketfox.io/xssfox/2021/12/02/xrandr/
Lol, meatspin.
I do like the idea of spinning, hypnotic porn.
Probably makes it worse.
The goon stamp.
In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.
Isn’t the screen shifting the full frame slightly to prevent this? Like just a few pixels so it’s not noticeable.
I guess a logo is too large for that to be effective.
On most newer OLEDs, yes. Anon could be using a 20 year old monitor for all we know