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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 55 minutes ago
[–] daannii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I remember this cat video I liked.

🎶 Cat , I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance. And I dance dance dance. 🎵

And I wanted to make it my ring tone. Back when phones were just starting to let you have custom tones.

And I sent the creator an email and asked if I could have a mp3. And he responded and sent it and I was like.

"Omg. This famous guy who made this video with like 10,000 views talked to me!"

I remember bragging to my friends that this famous video creator talked to me online.

Simpler times.

Now it's 24 million views On YouTube. I'm pretty sure I messaged them on black sheep or some other video site that was popular around 2006.

https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

I literally bragged breathlessly about exchanging a few words with the klingon actor from the new star trek (he's a nice fellow) to my wife. Honestly, the way I lit up I wonder if that's what made her want to watch SNW then TNG, like back to back

She enjoyed SNW but TNG she is fucking loving. Her crush on riker is almost as bad as mine

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We're approaching some of the old memes now, the Genesis Memes...

But if you want to brush away even more layers of digital sediment and excavate a truly ancient fossil, there's All your base are belong to us.

[–] Balinares@pawb.social 1 points 56 seconds ago

All Your Base is the granddaddy of Internet memes and yet I can't help feeling that its specific subgenre was sublimated a bit later on, with this, the legend, the joyful, the unforgettable: Yatta!

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine some future PugJesus type excavating our memes from the archives and reposting this 1000 years from now. 🧐️

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Aliens learn to shitpost when they start going through what humanity left behind.

Man may be temporary, but shitposts are eternal

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They have an interview with the father of the "Charlie but my finger again!" kids, so they're adding some good historical context to it all, too.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 8 points 4 hours ago

I mixed this into a full length song and got my mate who was the DJ at the school social to play it in full, place went fucking off!

[–] rodneylives@lemmy.world 29 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

What really should be preserved is the entirety of Homestar Runner.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The Cheat is grounded!

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It probably has been by someone since it is all on YouTube now, and I think they have revived the site to most of the old functionality (I could be wrong, I'd need to be on PC to really check). The things that YouTube can't preserve is the stuff like the mouse over Easter eggs etc.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

HSR is the easiest example of rasterizing Flash content being a bad idea, because there is just so much content. Even just the Sbemails compilation (1-200) is 10 hours, and for a DVD-quality video (480p) that's almost double the size of the HSR collection that I have (2000-2009 from archive org).

The site does work via Ruffle (even the menus, though some links seem broken) and they still make new ones (sbemail-210-robots, backtoawebsite) with Flash versions. There is also an old.homestarrunner so you could probably run this with a browser that still runs Flash, lacking one I'm not sure the exact URL to do so via standalone or even if the links will properly work there.

Local is still probably best, though still a mess with so many SWFs.

[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 hour ago

I imagine that there are hundreds of swf files! The only way to make it really work is to maybe reconstruct the site locally by hand, and that would need a super fan with all of the free time in the world to accomplish, even with some community help. The creators may have a complete true backup, but as far as I know, it hasn't been released.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

Neat-o.

Hilarious to think about how this video is now considered ancient history, one of the oldies.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 17 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

12 badgers doing calisthenics while a mushroom and snake occasionally appear on screen, known as “Badger Badger Badger” or “The Badger Song.”

Somehow that description just doesn't do it for me. Im not sure what would, but its not this.

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

But that's kind of all it is? It's pretty brain-dead IMO.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

I feels like this might be a false memory but i remember back then the song is based on the Newgrounds music visualizer where it feature badger and mushroom popping up, which is why this one is so popular back then. But then i can't find anyone mention of this so i'm just confused now.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, your opinion is catagorically wrong, but i don't hold that against you. (this is a joke)

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Har har. That's not entirely an insult though. Sometimes I enjoy brain-dead things. e.g. there's a newish Beavis & Butt-Head short about AI, and it's much stupider than I could have guessed, but of course I spent my time watching the whole thing.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Thank goodness. I'm full up on shit right now

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

I mean, really, most of Weebl's stuff should be preserved: Amazing Horse, Magical Trevor, Crabs, Telephone Dog ("Hello, this is dog!"), Russian Dancing Men, a ton of others I've forgot.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

You forgot something? Kenya believe it?

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

probably not the most popular but Babies was always my favorite lol

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I remember I told a class group the best part of Amazing Horse was at the ending. Someone admitted to watch quite a few loops before asking if it did end indeed. Good times.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Haha, I did essentially the same thing once. I sent a friend a link a link to badger badger and told her the best part has to be the dog thing, definitely keep watching till you get to the dog...

She was like "I watched for almost 20 minutes you asshole!"

Good times...

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

See the friendly lions, only in Kenya!

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Come to Kenya, we've got lions!

[–] PixellatedDave@feddit.uk 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Ah but everyone loves magical Trevor.

[–] kirishoru@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

it’s cause the tricks that he does are ever so clever.

[–] DigDoug@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Look at him now, disappearing a cow

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Where is the cow? Hidden right now?

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

taking his bow, it's magical Trevor

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone has seen that trick was clever

[–] Epp@lemmus.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah the cow is back! Back, back, back from it's magical journey.

[–] GardenGeek@europe.pub 91 points 11 hours ago

Finally some good fucking news!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 86 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 69 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 41 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago

🦡🦡🦡🦡

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 77 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I got my friend with that one back in the day. It was Flash so much harder to detect a loop than a video. I told him the ending was hilarious and he managed about 20 minutes of badger badger badger badger badger until he figured it out.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (3 children)

And on the opposite end there was the Demented Cartoon Movie, which was half an hour of nonsense and non-sequitors in an age where most animations were a few minutes long. Flash movies didn't have a progress bar at the bottom, so anyone you sent it to was stuck watching the whole thing just hoping it would please end already.

It's physically painful to watch today. My fellow Millennials act like Gen Z invented brain rot while ignoring that we grew up with this.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh god, it still exists! Now we just need four head shave cut and the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny to complete the chronicle!

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Narwhal song when?

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