Anon forgot all information on 4chan is false, even the true stuff.
this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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I had to change my diet to purely swallowing peanuts with water. Then, I slowly reintroduced my typical diet of McDonald's double cheese burgers, vodka, and energy drinks. Once I had a population of squirrels that could tolerate my pure excrement, things really took off. They started getting larger and mutating. I had to stop before they started raping all the dogs in the neighborhood. I spent nearly 2 months holed up in my attic with a pallet of MREs, 4 dozen handles of vodka, and 15,000 rounds of M855.
What in the actual fuck‽ Who even lies about this
have you seen 4chan? it's a circlejerk of neckbeard self harm
it's not a lie, it's never a lie when it's this bad
Yeah, sadly I know. Like if it’s real that’s not funny, it’s just concerning. The man needs serious mental health assistance. He probably can’t live on his own and may need a group home. That behavior would put him in serious health danger
The man is probably like 12
If we’re starting a pool, I’m going 30.
You have no idea.
I recently saw a documentary about addiction among youths, among others gaming addiction. Unfortunately, shit like this is real — pun intended.
If this is solely a gaming addiction then this is their equivalent of a straight man marrying Joe Exotic for meth. This likely would have other compounding factors. This is the sort of shit that people who are in solitary confinement pull to try to have some minute form of control over their environment. It’s bleak as all hell before you take into consideration that this person seems to have believed 4chan about it and then went back to them for comfort while they laugh.
I really want to believe that it’s not true, but fucking hell yeah I know that 4chan attracts a certain sort of mentally unwell and mentally disabled people and just demolishes any chance for them to be happy and somewhat well adjusted. It’s like an AA branch that starts meetings with a round or five of shots
Of course. I'd say I have a mild addiction to gaming, yet I am not out here throwing literal shit in my attic. I just like to game a little more than I should, probably.
It's like this for most addictions though. A lot of people have sinilar levels of addiction, for some it just compounds with other mental health problems.
Anon must not have opened the squirrel gate in the attic. I’ve had no issues.
It's like the "recharge your phone in the microwave" meme but for NEET losers who are either pathologically lazy or terrified of the possibility of seeing their reflection in the bathroom mirror.
Wastewater treatment squirrels are expensive.
Probably charged his iPhone in the microwave too.
Yeah idiot probably didn't set it to popcorn like he was supposed to
We’ve come a long way from tri-forcing, huh…
Pool's still closed
What is tri-forcing?