this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 55 points 8 months ago

Remember ... these are the people saying "yes" to spending time with OP.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Don't you mean neet (not in education, employment, or training) 😂

[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How in the living fuck does this not come up in your first conversation with them

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They do often make for an excellent distraction, one must admit

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It wouldn't be so bad a distraction if they didn't boob so boobily.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did this person forget what Tinder is for?

Who cares if she runs a puppy mill or was lead programmer for Doom and Quake before giving several high profile high tech investment failures?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If your girl has great hair, a sultry voice, and a critically-reviled shooter they delayed into irrelevance by switching engines twice, that ain't your girl, that's John Romero.

[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fuck Romero, Tommy Tallarico’s mom is very proud of him.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Harris saying "I know you're watching this, I've seen you comment on videos with a hundred views" might be the hardest anyone has ever been known.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Harris is a treasure.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

This is my coworker, she's a new hire, actually seems cool though.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

If they have the financial stability or storage due to other things, I don't see the problem

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

oh really, that sounds exhausting

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

... we should go to bed

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 6 points 8 months ago

Said no one ever.

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, nice meeting you. Have a nice life. Goodbye.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 8 months ago

Y'all need to recognize the signs of rich parents better.