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cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/32975068

What do you think of this idea? I had this image of people going to the petrol pump and taking a swig, but if the boffins can do something useful with all the warehoused unsellable wine it might help in various ways.

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[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

There isn't actually a surplus of red wine. Almost no red grapes were crushed this year.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

It has been my fuel for many years now.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 6 hours ago

UB40 starts playing

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Solar is orders of magnitude more efficient than bio ethanol.

Grapes are a terrible choice for biofuels.

Even if the wine is warehoused and excess it’s dubious.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

But, if the alternative is drinking the Australian wine…

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What else are people supposed to drink in postsecondary education?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Folgers it Australian for beer!

(/S in case that wasn't obvious)

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 45 minutes ago

International Roast it's Australian for Folger's

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I know it's /s, but do you mean Foster's? Or is there a joke with Folgers I don't get?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Darn sight better than drinking english "wine"

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 12 hours ago

No-one drinks English wine.

[–] fpslem@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

It makes about as much sense as growing a bunch of corn with heavy fertilization just to ferment it to ethanol. Which is to say, not at all.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

It's kind of wasteful to use good agriculture land to produce fuel, but if there is a surplus of wine is better to put it to good use. They'll have to distill it to a much higher percentage of ethanol to be useful as fuel though, it won't be drinkable anymore at that point. The residue might even be able to be fermented to produce methanol.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 10 points 14 hours ago

Aw shit this just reminds me of the slightly offensive Australian Table Wine by Monty Python...

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

No , that's incredibly unlikely. A standard 5 oz glass of wine contains about 120 to 130 kcal. In contrast, the same volume of standard gasoline packs roughly 10,000 kcal.

[–] Akh@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

The issue is rich people and infrastructure owners who cannot see adapting to new environments. They need people to continue to think in 1800’s mindsets, that a car needs a refueling station, so they can sell fuel, food, water, etc. then you have delivery companies for fuel, chip distributors, etc. if people just plug their cars in at home, they eliminate tens of millions of jobs that they do not want to try and figure out how to re-employ those people.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Some strong symbolism here. Something made for no purpose other than pleasure, with a long history of bringing people together, forming culture, celebrating happiness, etc. Then pour it into your car to destroy it just to get to work. The machine is hungry...

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] Baaron87@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

The picture reminds me of this scene from Back to the Future Part III

https://youtu.be/G_b06FHH6PA

Like one of the other comments said though, if it’s done well it could work.

[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Wine consultant Leon Deans said distillation could be a viable option to remove the oversupply, but may require government support because the cost of distilling the wine could be higher than the revenue from the ethanol.

If you consider that:

  • cost of distilling bakes in the thermodynamic and energy costs of raising the temperatures of the wine to separate the alcohol
  • the price for the pure alcohol is fungible with the market price of any other liquid fuel or alcohol on a per-energy equivalence

This seems like it's a net energy negative process where the total amount of energy available to the society drops where you do this. This is exactly why it loses money.

Basically:

  • you buy some energy some place
  • wine producers take product they already made that has no market value and use the energy input to make something they can sell, using up that original energy
  • the energy coming out is lower than what you started with in step 1, but you sell the energy for less money
  • this loses energy AND money, but the government subsidies make the money side not a problem

This cuts wine makers in on the deal in a way where the market makes this feasible despite the underlying thermodynamic losses.

NOTE: the grapes and wine that were originally grown, the harvesting, bottling etc also have thermodynamic and material costs that are totally external to this analysis. The farm itself bought fuel when it made the wine, that's all not ibcluddd into the ethanol calculus. When you consider the total investment with a wider boundary you can start to cost many additional resources like time, water, wages, insurance, financial interest and on and on.