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[–] fake_meows@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

After four fall-offs, the process usually comes to a halt on its own?

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

I just want you to know that that's not typical

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

That's not supposed to happen.

[–] ivanvector@piefed.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Most are designed so that the wheels don't fall off at all

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

causing the wheel to fall off, increasing the likelihood of a crash.

I agree with that assessment.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Just tell your passengers to shift their mass to the area of the vehicle in the triangle formed by the remaining three wheels.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a great idea that'll absolutely save the day!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can see that the occupant in that one is clearly outside the triangle formed by the three wheels.

shakes head sadly

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

"I tried to remain inside the triangle, sir. Gravity, however, pulled me towards the door until I was firmly pressed against it."

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

In his defense, he's built like a Sasquatch

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now, I’m no expert, but, that’s like the #1 thing a vehicle shouldn’t do. That and randomly exploding. I’m I wrong here? Is really Tesla 0/2 on the most basic things vehicles shouldn’t do?

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The doors should open. Even when the vehicle is off or has no power.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially when it's off or has no power.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what if it's on fire? It's okay for them to not work if it's on fire right? Asking for a billionaire...

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it's on fire. The vehicle should go into lock down and seal itself shut to starve the fire if oxygen. Duh!

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially battery electric cars that burn without oxygen should do that to contain the fumes which otherwise would endanger people nearby.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Never leave the vehicle! It's for your own safety! We can't guarantee your safety if you leave the vehicle!

[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The panels shouldn't fall off. Probably shouldn't be glued on, but definitely shouldn't fall off. 0/3

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's nothing wrong with glue. Every windshield you see is glued in, most hoods are glued together, every exterior trim on most modern cars is glue. every manufacturer uses probably 80 pounds of adhesives in a car.

Glue is great. When it's done right.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Glue is great. When it's done right.

[–] IggyTheSmidge@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

I love the "traffic" back then.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Well this sounds about as bad as the model 3 and the control arm recall.

That's just a feature to convert it into a stationary garbage dumpster instead of a mobile one.

Remember, never litter when there's a cyber truck with its windows open within walking distance.

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How many waves of recalls has it been now? I swear we're on like #15 at this point

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Now I’m wondering if recalls were planned obsolescence to sell the next gen?

[–] skip0110@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Whompy wheels!

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You had one job and yadda yadda

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You only gave two yadda's. You're missing a yadda. Did the third yadda fall off? Wait, are you buying teslas yadda yadda yadda? Because those got recalled for falling off....

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 4 points 1 day ago

Do I look like the person who can afford a third yadda? Heck I had to go in the red for the second one

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Article is from a month ago

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tesla has recalled a total of 173 Cybertruck models from the 2024-2026

  1. 2 years to sell 173 trucks.
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not what that means

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

When this story came out last month that is what was being reported, the 173 was all of the RWD cybertrucks sold.

However it only effects certain build dates:

Some reports have suggested that the recall number of 173 reveals a staggeringly low number of RWD Cybertrucks made, but Tucker says this isn't the case. The recall applies to trucks built on certain dates using a specific shipment of lug nuts and grease, and cars with 18-inch wheels produced on certain dates. He says it's a “subset of a subset” of Cybertrucks.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-latest-tesla-recall-wheels-may-fall-off-cybertrucks/