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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 4 hours ago

Arsenal fans are gooners. Very interesting term.

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 14 points 20 hours ago

The slang term has two meanings in the U.K. and U.S., respectively. When a Brit calls themselves "gooners," they are emphasizing their support for the Arsenal Football Club. However, Americans refer to "gooners" as impulsive pornography addicts who are known to be chronic masturbators.

This is a non-story. He was addressing Parliament. Why would the US meaning be at all relevant when the UK PM addresses the UK Parliament?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

What's with the British and their ?

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago

They’re still doin’ it.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Seems kind of tame for British PMs, at least Starmer hasn't fucked a dead pig, as far as we know

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk -1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That was a fake story spread by Lord Ashcroft as part of a vendetta…

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer my way where he fucks the pig

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 0 points 12 hours ago

You mean Lord Ashcroft’s way.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I mean, I don’t doubt that Sir Keir is jorkin’ it, and by “it” I mean his peanits.

Maybe not at his desk.