The unchallenged winner of capitalism. Wow. Now let's restart the game.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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It sucks nobody has been successful in offing him.
They have, he just has access to the medbay beds Trump used to talk about.
Congrats to all the cunts investing in a Nazi. Pieces of shit.
If you have a retirement account or an index fund you are one of those cunts
I’m too poor to have any kind of financial stability! Fuck me, right?
That dipshit junkie hasn't OD'd himself yet?
This asshole deserves a trillion years in jail.
1 million seconds is 11.5 days.
1 billion seconds is 31.7 years.
1 trillion seconds is 31,688 years.
This is an affront to decency, morality, ethics, and humanity. It cannot be allowed.
Kneecapped at a minimum truly.
Who even gives a shit at this point. It's almost laughable. The stock market creates money from thin air without any sensible valuations anymore. Could be a decidillionaire at this point and nothing would change.
Governments should really find a way to tax unrealised gains. Then this fiesta would end quickly.
My man, my stock market portfolio could go up when Trump tweets about a deal, get hit by a huge tax, then I won't have the money to pay the tax when it turns out there's no deal
Taxes can be variable depending on income, net worth, number of children, nipple circumference, or any other measure we decide to use. Don't talk about them like you're in the same category as Elon Musk because there are very few categories in which that is true.
On today's edition of Hoarders
That's gross
He's still alive so i'm just waiting for that to change, him being the world's biggest douchebag is not important.
It fucking bullshit. They can say worth quillion dollars doesn't make it fact.
That doesn't stop him from borrowing real money from real banks using this supposedly imaginary stock value as collateral. I'm sure he's more than happy for people to call it fake news while he buys yachts and islands and surrogate mothers with that money.
You know how you can put something on eBay for any amount of money? Of course it won't sell if it's priced too high, but the price can be set however.
Then people with random items go on eBay. They see their item priced at some exorbitant level and make the jump: "this thing is worth so much money!" Even though it isn't worth that. It never sold for that. Someone just picked a number.
Starting to feel like this is how valuations work.
Except they can force you through retirement funds to buy it regardless.
There are 20 billion $100 USD notes in circulation.
This motherfucker has half of them.
That’s not how spreadsheets work
At the start of trading maybe. But what about by market close?
No idea
SpaceX IPO makes dickMusk a bigger 🎯