"Yes, Hello? Is this the trump complaint line? Can you add me to the government watch list, please?"
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
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While complaining in such a way is probably a little cathartic, I'd definitely assume that this is a honeypot.
Coming from the administration that really cares about its citizens! And totally hasn’t hinted about making lists of domestic enemies!!
Who could've seen this coming
Not him, apparently.
One hundred percent he is galvanized by each complaint. His kind of people find people disagreeing with him as a sign of success.
Like his smile at the NBA game, he loves it regardless of if it is cheers or boos.
He doesn't care as long as he's the center of attention.
Pissing off NYers was a bonus.
Dude is disgusting. Also, a child rapist.
Your math is off. There were numerous complaints for EACH call. That's 35,000 * N = Orange.
Those are rookie numbers. We need to bump those numbers up