If it ends the marvel movies and sequel bullshit, I call it a victory.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can we not wait for Blair witch 3.0 for another shakeup this time?
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Can’t wait for the “Green Text” film where the tagline describes how fake and gay it is.
Reddit, you say... 
But who is this 4chan!?
Legend has it they’re an elite hacker also known as “anonymous”
Maybe try letting filmmakers rather than C-suite make the films?
Art is a financial risk. Wide and shallow appeal sells tickets
Mining Reddit for movie ideas... I guess we can all look forward to a high-budget adaptation of Swamps of Dagobah.
Ooh do poop knife next!
Broken arms adventures
Jolly Ranchers
Old Colby
I think it’s safe to say, they will never learn or unlock anything of value.
After the success of the Barbie movie, studios were allegedly scrambling to figure out what other toys they could make a movie about. They just don't get it.
We're about to see a new flood of Hollywood slop as they yet again fail to realize what actually makes good indie films good
Al and three actors who had large opening weekends?
Somehow, the CMO of Reddit seems like an even worse person than I had imagined. I can honestly say he has an extremely punchable face just from reading his quotes.
Patrick H Wiilems had an interesting video essay recently about the death of music videos, since there was a major pipeline from being a music video director to being a movie director.
This may be the first year where Hollywood starts treating YouTube video makers as a substitute pipeline for finding new talent.
I am genuinely excited for this.
The original Onion story was about the success of American Pie kicking off a wave of copycat pie-fucking grossout comedies from the other studios.
The Cylinder: A Motion Picture
Trapped in an M&Ms container
Surrounded by butter
Low on microwaved banana