Meanwhile, a German influencer named Freddy, who keeps his face hidden on X, recently went viral with his hilarious and enthusiastic reactions to trying fast food staples like Taco Bell, Waffle House and Buc-ee’s.

Aside from calling Taco Bell “the holy land,” he shared a picture of his chicken and fries platter from Raising Cane’s and wrote, “lives were changed. The soccer fan was undeniably impressed by Waffle House, writing about his 1 a.m. visit: “Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.”

Brother, if Taco Bell got you that excited you should try the real stuff. If you’re at a match in the US where any Latin American country is playing I guarantee there is an abuela in the parking lot/on the sidewalk selling food out of a cooler that will explode your European palate and send you directly to heaven.

All these posts make it sound like people just discovered the US for the first time ever. It’s just clickbait/trend bandwagoning.

I remember the first time I had ranch dressing at a friend's house, I couldn't wait to come home and tell my mom there was something other than oil and vinegar for salad.

Turns out she already knew that. We didn't have ranch dressing because of something called "too expensive." Can you believe that?

Man, she pulled that excuse out for everything.

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I'm loving the cultural exchange the world cup is providing, euros now understand why we're so fat when the food's this fire!

You can make it yourself for a fraction of even the price of the packets.

Just made a small batch for wings. It's much better than anything store bought.

Hidden Valley Original Ranch Dressing Clone

1 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup buttermilk (Greek yogurt works fine)
Dried Parsley Flakes
Ground Black Pepper
Msg (optional)
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 tablespoon onion powder
Dried Thyme

I like to add a touch of dried dill or dill seed also. Edit: also lemon juice or a touch of rice vinegar.

Fuck that, we put ranch through dialysis machines.

Fuckin’ chug your ranch, godspeed!

Wait until they find out ranch makes great lube.

Ranch is gross, I'm sorry

will someone please tell these people about the dry ranch packets that you just mix with milk or butter milk.

Hope they’re not buying g the shelf stable bottles after falling in love at a restaurant. They will be sorely disappointed when they get home…

This is why I buy the ranch powder in bulk.

https://www.costco.com/p/-/hidden-valley-ranch-homestyle-seasoning-dip-and-salad-dressing-mix-20-oz/100654735

This definitely fits in NotTheFrenchOnion

also, finally an article whose body is oniony!

I might be crazy, but I feel like I am the only one who dislikes ranch. Its just so bland and always prefer blue cheese. I mostly only have it with wings anyway. There is a place by me that does mexican food and im pretty sure they give me ranch with this chicken appatizer, but its filled with dill and tastes great. If it was a variation of ranch then there is definetly hope for it! Just to bland on its own and cant figure out what all the rage is for it.