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[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Interesting. My friend owns a restaurant and they go through 10 gallons of ranch a week. It's disgusting. I don't get it. But I guess...it's a thing?

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

I worked at a pizza buffet in high school and we made it in 5 gal batches every few days.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Apparently it's just just Americans.

[–] Set_Status_Online@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Wow. I always heard that ranch is, "the most disgusting thing ever."

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

To many foreigners, ranch dressing is an iconic cultural export of the US that oddly hasn’t physically exported. Ketchup, yes. Ranch, no.

Eric Andre “Ranch it up!”

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Hey! Stop putting ranch in your carry-ons! That ranch belongs in your checked bags only unless it's under 3.5 ozs, or about 13.5 sucks worth. You're allowed to suckle, but only a little bit.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 5 hours ago

Usually, yes