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[–] lmdnw@lemmy.world 2 points 8 minutes ago

SCOTUS only cares about religious protections for Evangelicals who don’t balk at fucking kids. Any other religion is SOL.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 hour ago

"Freedom of religion, but not your religion."

[–] WolvenSpectre@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 hours ago

Gee, I wonder what lines they split the decision down... /s

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

My god is better than your god.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago

Thanks for reminding me of this verse

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

it's the same god.