this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a bunch of potential explanations. for example he could remind them of a character from some media they had consumed.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

“Hey look, it’s Jaba the Hutt!”

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Something funny going on behind anon seems like a plausible explanation.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah like Pennywise giving the blowjob signal directly behind

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean if they’re kids what does it even matter? Kids have the attention span of five seconds. There’s no way any of them even remember that moment.

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm dating a girl that only wears nike shoes. She has like 30 pairs. Sometimes she sees a shoe and says: aww that one is nice, but it's no nike. She said kids in her school made fun of her shoes, because she was poor, and bow she only wears nike shoes. I just find it odd to let 8 year olds decide how you live your life. She's 35. Kids made fun of me because i wore levis jeans. I didn't even know what that means at the time.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

That stuff can traumatize you for a long time. I’m a pretty big, bearded 30 something guy, who was subjected to pretty intense bullying in school as well.

Literally to this day my heart starts racing and I start to panic sweat when I hear giggling teenagers in public.

[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

guys really do think about women laughing at them as much as we think about them trying to murder us

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

I'd rather die than be momentarily embarrassed!

/s

[–] Fleur__@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're just a funny guy 👍

[–] Robbsen1@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea girls love guys that make them laugh

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

When I drop my pants, they tend to laugh, put theirs back on, and leave - does that mean they actually like me?