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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 113 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  • “You get what you pay for.”
  • “So, minimum effort for minimum wage?”
  • “No, not like that!”
[–] The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

It occurs to me that this could be read with the speakers interchangeable.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Actually, though, now that you mention it, we do have to fix your pay. We're going to give you a 10% cut. Really sorry, things are tight, and during these troubling times, we all need to make sacrifices. Also, we stopped paying into your 401k. Breaks over, get back before we dock you 15 minutes for every 3 minutes late.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"Here's my immediate notice" 😂😂😂

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Why would you give notice? Just leave.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cuz quitting is the one moment when you are truly free in this fucked ass life. Tell em. Tell them all what they need to hear

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I needed to read this yesterday morning (I quit yesterday afternoon). Anyone reading this now, put it in your back pocket and remember it when your time comes. Don't miss your opportunity!

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

It's just in the form of a middle finger.

[–] Guajojo@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

These comics are meh...

Not trying to mean but if you can accomplish the same message with text only, you're not using the comic format well.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's all pizza cake comics

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

Personally, I prefer her onlyfans content.

[–] RoosterBoy@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Far more effort than a twitter screenshot "meme"

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

yes its more effort, that doesnt mean everything done was necessary. it could be a white background with black text, the joke would work just as well

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 42 points 8 months ago

I thought 15 pieces of flair are enough?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 22 points 8 months ago

If you pay me the absolute minimum amount that you're legally required to, I'll do the minimum amount of work I can get away with without being fired.

Imagine your employer paid you a real living wage, gave you fair & paid annual leave, regularly thanked you for your contribution, and generally made you feel valued. You'd respect them and feel pride in your work, you'd definitely be more likely to give 110% effort.

Work culture is rotten, you're just a nobody to your employer. I'm speaking on my own experience anyhow.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I am not a Sayan that can borrow energy from every living thing

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Rest in peace toriyama