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[–] Limeey@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago (3 children)

One student told police the conversation became disturbing, saying it was apparent Worley "did not care at all". Worley made statements about snorting cocaine off of a hooker and described multiple sexually explicit acts, after asking students if they knew what "iglooing" and "snowballing" were. One student told police Worley taught two kids how to give a man oral sex, "walking them through the process step-by-step".

Multiple students overheard Worley tell the students that the lowest age he would date was 14-years-old.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Heh and I think a lot of us coming into the comments expected someone in deep Mississippi being threatened to acknowledging condoms exist in a sex Ed class

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That was my first reaction, because... News in general in my corner of the world

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

And Lemmy for that matter

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I am off to Google some words, I may be some time...

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are they 'police', 'about', and 'described'?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Student" and "conversation".

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm still struggling with "is".

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ok yeah that sounds like it merits a felony

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

eh… except for the snowballing and igloo question, I had all of that in school. some of it in health class (the sex stuff) and some of it in religion (the drugs. dont ask me why)

it was all planned and not a teacher goong off the rails however

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

This guy can’t make up his mind about whether he likes rails or not

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

I could've joked about Peggy Hill screaming VAGINA but it seems the situation is really awkward.

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This guy should run for office! He's a shoe in with locker room / wood shop talk like that

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I expected some dumb, overly sensitive complaints, but no. This dude is a creep and doesn't belong around children, ever.

[–] strawberry@kbin.run 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

anyone got alt link? can access bc in eu