1stTime4MeInMCU

joined 1 year ago

Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh yeah? Name ONE ape that wrote Shakespeare. Go on I’ll wait

Anon has a mental block in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

A funicular celebration worth finiculating

Anon has a mental block in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Funiculi funicula

My college sent warning email regarding pirated software use by students. in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 115 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This whole message reads like “we don’t actually care but we have to say that we do 😉🙂‍↕️”

It’s not them, it’s us: the real reason teens are ‘addicted’ to video games in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

*at least I’m safe inside my mind *

Signal under fire for storing encryption keys in plaintext on desktop app in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Why not password protect the keys (ala Linux ssh / gpg symmetric encryption for local storage of PPK)

Inventing Reality in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 19 points 5 months ago

BuT wE hAvE jOuRnAlIsTiC iNtEgRiTy. AlSo FuCk DaVe SiRoTa

Beyond The Black by Metal Church in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seven nation army

Stack Overflow bans users en masse for rebelling against OpenAI partnership — users banned for deleting answers to prevent them being used to train ChatGPT in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Half the time I look on stack overflow it feels like the answer is irrelevant by todays standards

The Onion Staff to Go on Strike Wednesday Barring 11th Hour Deal in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

Obviously, supporting a New York real estate billionaire is anti-establishment for some reason in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I demand the government force this private company to provide me free speech.

Obviously, supporting a New York real estate billionaire is anti-establishment for some reason in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s a great distinction, I’m gonna start stealing that.

Some people aren’t anti establishment, they are anti-not-my-establishment. You can’t call yourself anti establishment if you just don’t like the current one.