Oh hey I spent my 20s jumping guys like you. It's all those things you mentioned. A guy that's decently hygienic and unlikely to just rape me if I needed to back out was basically my entire checklist. The scrawny-ness does help in the less threatening department.
Apytele
You don't want them to look more muscled; in fact you want them to look more relaxed and happy.
Exactly the emotion I intended to induce!
Wait I thought it actually was though?
OK you have a point that I will only grant because I'm so used to finding the lid left up despite my best efforts but you are correct.
So there's this really cool trick:
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Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.
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Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-
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Lower your entire pants to the floor.
Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but
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Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).
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Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.
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Separate your thighs such that you can
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Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.
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Proceed to urinate.
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Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.
This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.
Hope this helps!
You deserved better tbh you were one of my top 3 contenders.
idk I thought it was my responsibility.



Eh I'm a borderline in a relationship with a bipolar. We could never bring kids into this but tbh neither of us should probably be having kids even with other partners and it's nice to have somebody who gets it.