Apytele

Oh yeah I thought I was a sure winner until I saw the fluffs.

The Horus Guard's beak glistens!

An oldie from my nightcafe, took a while to get it to do this and be challenge eligible, I actually had to start with a wineglass.

On a semi related topic it's not unusual for my patients to insist they were sexually assaulted overnight (despite all evidence to the contrary including 24h video feeds verifying no one did anything more than open the door and look in during checks), and when the cops take down their report they often describe knowing it happened because they woke up with a boner or wet vagina. Sometimes they also describe sleep paralysis (although usually they interpret that as aliens, demons, magic etc), but a looot of them primarily describe the experience as just normal genitals doing normal nighttime genital stuff. Sex Ed is really that bad, folks. Also the cops get really weirded out when I insist they take down reports for delusional shit because like. Yeah it's fucking bonkers but it's a human rights thing. a) what if they're describing something that did happen but at some other time and they're just too psychotic to get the details right right now and b) I do NOT want to be the person responsible for picking where the "too delusional" line gets drawn and if they've got any sense in their heads neither do they.

I literally have to take metamucil daily to not shit liquid multiple times daily. It is baaaaad. But when my stomach has been super irritated for a while because I haven't been keeping up with it that first properly fibered shit feels like a kitchen sponge running all the way through me. I feel so clean afterwards. I'm convinced it's the only real "cleanse."

I have a decent amount of patients that label could apply to and I don't like seeing it used at all. Literally just a few weeks ago I was consoling a patient who was angrily crying because they perceived someone had used it to refer to them. I'm unsure if it was reality based; they do hallucinate and I didn't personally witness it but its far from impossible and they were absolutely distraught. Using it pejoratively AND censoring it means you knew it was fucked up and did it anyway.

everything has outliers

I feel like boiling PLUS the Brita would be a pretty solid combo. Boil to kill everything then Brita to remove the remaining inert sediment. I can't think of any metals or anything that there would be enough of in river water to hurt you after you've killed anything that was alive.

here you go

okie-dokie

Oh hey! This is exactly what a DBT values assessment is for! I have my patients do them all the time. ~~Y'all want worksheets?~~ Here's the page from the bootleg "what to do if you can't afford therapy" resource I made a while back.

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