BeMoreCareful

One of my most unfortunate thoughts is that people were as excited about radio and television before they were centralized.

Once we lost synchronous internet connection the internet started evolving.

Content currated by our betters to help us fulfill their lives.

Tl;Dw?

Too bad those sliding phones never really caught on

I loved these two when I was a kid.

There goes middle management

I feel like someone should have noticed. I'm pretty sure I've never seen someone wearing a twenty pound necklace.

He eats the sugar and "becomes" Cornholio.

It's just good advice

It's all I've ever wanted

Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).

You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains

Exactly the feature I was looking for on a new car.

Imagine the joys of commuting through rush hour with an insane, racist, conspiracy theory obsessed talking machine every day for the rest of your life.

It's like a fever dream

It's like a dream.

Idk if it was just a conspiracy theory, but I thought a lot of these DNA testing websites were funded by the Mormon church.

I feel like they have bags of cash.