Blackmist

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What we've learnt over the last decade or so is that it's a lot easier to generate bullshit than it is to verify it.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are they though? The top valued companies in the world are balls-deep in advertising and data collection.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Consume, citizen.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

You wouldn't. You'd buy Titanfall 2 for a whopping £2.49, and play a great (if short) single player campaign and then delete it.

If only for Effect and Cause, which is right up there with the best levels in any game.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AI detection system detects black person.

WONTFIX: Working as intended.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's not my fault that Buttle's ~~heart condition~~ penis didn't appear on Tuttle's file!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

> Downloads app for a store

> Bingabeep at 3am

> There are new offers for 1% off something you don't need

> Oh wow, messages for me

Who does this?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago (21 children)

> Works

> Goes home

> Masturbates

> Sleeps

> Works

Why am I single?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Our senators have got skulls on them. Are.. are we the baddies?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Appeal to their vanity. Start saying how brave the astronauts are and make them celebrities. Give them all the credit. Don't mention the funders at all.

Next ones go up with a billionaire on board for sure.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At least two billionaires keep firing rockets into space as a hobby. It's only a matter of time.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Article next year: how 20 million unsold Switch 2 consoles finally killed the world oldest videogaming company.

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