Blumpkinhead

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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Kind of reminded me of this one.

‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

Yemen weapons dealers selling machine guns on X in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Firearms dealer

Michigan Republicans' bill: Make AR-15 state's official rifle in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are we not supposed to be eating uncooked hot dogs?

Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

"Welcome to the Biden-Trump presidential debat....and it's over. Goodnight, folks."

Thief Disguises As Garbage Bag To Steal Package Off A Porch. in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Somebody in the comments pointed out that you can see someone standing in the doorway watching the whole thing happen. (You can see them at about 1:08.)

Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

That's what she said?

Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Maybe a pool noodle?

Why can't we spam the spammers in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Appreciate the in-depth explanation. Thank you.

Why can't we spam the spammers in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If it wastes the scammers time, wouldn't that be the point?