Blumpkinhead

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Justice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashells in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
'Abhorrent' step-incest porn to be banned with up to five years in prison in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fucking what?

Trump has delighted apocalyptic Christians. They say the End Times are coming in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

If they were any more inbred they'd be sandwiches.

The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit. Hold on to that plumber, lol.

Trump announces new class of U.S. battleships named after himself in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I have a bottle of champagne just waiting for the day.

JD Vance is sick of 67: ‘Ban these numbers forever’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does the ban count for 69ing with BarcaLoungers?

Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

No, Rubio and those like him are just morons.

Trump defends Saudi crown prince over Khashoggi murder: 'Things happen' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Man, I wish things would happen to both of these guys.

Trump threatens to ‘dock’ already unpaid air traffic controllers who call out sick: ‘I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU’ in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

What a soggy sack of shit.

US not planning nuclear explosions at this time, energy secretary says in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
ICE Asked to Pause Operations for Halloween So Children Can Trick or Treat in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

ICE also asked to go fuck themselves with a rusty rake.

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

It's hard to tell the difference between someone making an outrageous joke or being dead serious these days.

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