Games

Don't make a girl a promise if you know you can't keep it.

~ Cortana, Halo 2, 2004

This town is full of monsters, how can you sit there and eat pizza?

~ James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2, 2001

"Ahhh, fresh meat"

Diablo 1

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

50,000 people used to live 'ere, ...

Zug zug

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

"PUT DISPENSER HERE"

"Would you kindly?"

"Patrolling Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter"

"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ"

"Rise and shine mr. Freeman, rise and shine"

"Hey, you finally awake"

EDIT:

"I make my own luck"

(Several monologue from ezio saga and kenway saga is worthwhile unfortunately I couldn't fully text it all :( )

"Guys the drill, go get it"

"Ahhh, I need my medic bag"

"Mission failed, we will get them next time"

"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!"

"Engravings gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever"

"Boss, try to remember the basic CQC"

"The numbers mason, what do they mean" ~~perfect response when someone suddenly pop in 6 digits nuclear code~~

"Victory can't be achieved without sacrifice"

"The flags may be different, but the methods are the same"

"ROCK AND STONE!"

Lambert, Lambert, ty chuju.

I still use Left 4 Dead’s “pills here!” any time I’m dealing with medication. It’s an involuntary reflex at this point.

Also not really a line but the intonation of Chadley calling out “Cloud!” when he starts a conversation is seared into my psyche. Kind of like a modern version Navi’s “hey!”

"Dive dive dive, hit your burners pilot!!"

"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

"Mean, green and unseen!"

Good News Everyone!!!

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."

I can't believe this one from Skyrim wasn't in the thread yet.

"Nice scarf. Do zey make zem for girls?"

"Nice face. Do they... uh, shut up."

"What can change the nature of a man?"

• Ravel, Planescape: Torment

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

"Switch to your other weapon, it's faster than reloading!"

"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"

Yes I have just played Subnautica

Sigh Bapinada?

"Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone."

!

Reticulating Splines

“Gods, I want to ride you ‘till you see stars.”

Iiin the pipe, five by five

Why walk when you can ride?

Morrowind

War... War never changes.

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

Just saw the video with the quote recently, so, here goes:

We are SO CLOSE to our destination, we are SO CLOSE! Like, literally, right there! And then you just decide, like a sadistic person, to turn and just go into the fog and kill us! What is wrong with you? You are a sadist! I will not stand for this! I will not stand for this in any way, shape or form! That's IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!

A line from the main character of Beyond The Edge of Owlsgard. The English voice actor confirmed that the line was improvised. It's probably a lot more tame in the German dub, but the line is so funny that they probably had to put it in the English dub.

KILLING SPREE!

RAMPAGE!

DOUBLE KILL!

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Edit: oh yeah and Duke at an arcade cabinet of his own game: "Don't have time to play with myself."