CoolMatt

joined 2 years ago
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why would you shove a toothpick under your toenail and kick the wall as hard as you can if you're a goddamn pussy

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Interesting, never knew.

Here's another one some people have never realized. Literally is not the same word as literately

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man, I've never understood this nobody meme and it seems nobody is even able to explain it.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those actually come divided into 3 more bags inside that bag. So even weirder

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Okay so since we're going back to flip phones, can we just get a frickin phone with a button keyboard again??

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I think you have too uhhhh... Download the drivers from the internet

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

I'm 6'2" 165lbs with an 80k/year job and this story could've very well been about me

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, he's either the fattest man you've ever seen, or has ADHD and is socially awkward, which are both also apparently just as unnattractive to women

It's okay though I met my gf IRL and she's just as scatter brained and awkward as me.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

And here my dumb ass was thinking legume was a fancy word for nut

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago (11 children)

TIL peanuts don't grow from a tree lol

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, and with the style of the few albums I do have on vinyl, the vinyl rexord sound kinda goes with the sound of their subgenre so I do enjoy the vinyl listening experience there, and they do sound different than on Spotify.

But when I own my own copy of an album, I want to remove it from Spotify and have my own copy of it on my own device. So if I'm just doing it to be able to listen to music that I paid for on vinyl on my phone when I'm not home in front of the turntable, then that's good enough.

I notice now, some new vinyls on Bandcamp come with digital download, which is cool, but not if I bought it at a show.

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