Cruxifux

This is insane. I love it.

It’s like when I found out how Lance Armstrong cheated in those bike races by giving himself blood transfusions while he was racing.

I was like “yeah, but like… still pretty impressive” lol

Homer is like average North American weight now haha

That scene always had me like “damn elf, Frodo and Bilbo, two bumpkin ass hobbits didn’t let the ring fully control them, yet your holier than thou 1000 year old magical elf ass goes full asshole after being around it for 2 seconds? Y’all weak as fuck.”

How do Americans have the dumbest people in their country making fucking laws?

Has this guy ever set foot on a farm? Needing a gun with you always to prevent killer cows from killing your children is such a pants shittingly stupid thing to say.

I won’t be paying for this game on principle. I might not even play it.

Who cares what this jackass thinks? He’s a literal blithering idiot.

All gender insanity aside, who looks at what musk has been doing lately and thinks “this guy deserves an award for this”?

Also Stallone. I don’t even know what he’s been up to since, like… the Expendables came out.

This is seriously what watching his show is like. Rambling about dragons and princesses n shit and just going absolutely nowhere with it. It’s a simple enough concept that I understand the point that he’s trying to make, but he never really actually gets there and does it in a way I can only describe as stupid.

Get ready for another round of those weird murder spider man and Elsa videos for kids on YouTube, this time created by our robot overlords!

When you’re right, you’re right.

Hitler wasn’t a warrior. He was a coward.