Dagwood222

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's how it works.

The first day you go to work in a sewer the stench is overwhelming. By the sixth week you can eat lunch next to your work station.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

I can't remember the author or title, but that was the idea for a story I once read.

God sends an angel and the monkeys to do the job. They get close, but when the angel is doing the final read through he sees "...to be, or not to beee, Damn the 'E' key is sticking. " And they have to start over

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

I don't think society has much to do with it.

There are depictions of alcoholism in the Bible, and there are people in AA from all classes and backgrounds, from all over the world.

It looks as if a lot of people are born with a high potential to become addicted.

https://nida.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/2023/03/new-nih-study-reveals-shared-genetic-markers-underlying-substance-use-disorders

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For most alcoholics and addicts, drinking was never a choice. I've heard people call drinking "gravity," some thing that was there all the time. Sobriety is "anti-gravity," a system that must be vigilantly maintained

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Old time comic W. C. Fields was once asked how to become successful.

He said a man should castrate himself, burn out his taste buds, make himself as blind and deaf as possible, and then the only thing he could enjoy was money.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

We'd be here for the next six weeks if I started in on my old job and the mistakes the bosses made.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have no idea. I've been telling this story for years and this is the first time anyone ever thought I was being mean to the boss.

Here's one story about how bad he was. He instituted a policy where we were both understaffed and had an overtime cap. People who wanted to fill needed positions couldn't work because they were capped, and people who didn't want to work were getting forced to stay.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago (15 children)

[off topic?]

My boss's boss was named "Johnson." One day, I accidentally referred to him as "Jackson." None of the people I was talking to corrected me. I decided to try a little experiment and kept on using the wrong name. I used the wrong name dozens and dozens of times and never got called out.

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