What was the idea? Lick the gnome like lollypop for 10 million people?
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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To be honest, I'm amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I'm an ex police officer and I wouldn't have thought of that. I'd just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.
It was with a bunch of other drugs and the material looks a bit off. I'm sure you would've had a hunch.
This may be the most Dutch thing I've ever heard. (I'm Dutch.)
"Trust me, this little dude likes to party."
Cute. Are they taking suggestions for designs?
Here's one:
https://dutchreview.com/wp-content/uploads/Rotterdam__Santa_Claus-696x943.jpg
What's the story behind Santa's dildo there?
It's some piece of art and the resemblance is intentional. Search for "Buttplug Gnome" to find out more.
No idea, I've seen it in several different places. I think it's a stylised Christmas tree gone dildo..
What a happy gnome.
Scene is dry af where I am, yet there are gnomes made of the stuff
I try to be happy with what I have but when I think of the insane drugs the rich have access to, with other people taking all the risk, I have to admit I'm a bit jealous.
"And then, Perry the Platypus, I will be the greatest ecstasy kingpin in the tri-state area!"
GODDAMN.
Dude likes to party so much that he literally is the party.