Duamerthrax

Marathon (1994) has several call outs to the player when the AI giving you mission briefing calls the PC out for not caring and just wanting to shoot things. There's a lot of meta commentary in that series.

Sell your soul and go into digital marketing.

I didn't make fun of China for being a surveillance state. I was terrified for the citizens for China being a surveillance state. Same with the UK.

If more Christians would read the bible, there'd be less Christians.

I stopped playing TF2 when I kept getting popups about having too many unopened loot crates or some shit.

They could also be lying to him what the test really is because he would refuse a dementia test otherwise.

There's actually a lot of bullshit jobs out there. Things that could be automated(without AI) or when companies feel the need to do a hiring binge to appear like they're growing. A lot of useless busywork. C-suits especially could be replaced or eliminated first though.

I don't want to punish my computer by installing origin.

I don't know what they're taking about. Amarillo's Butt Slapper isn't published by EA.

I can't start boycotting a company that I've been boycotting for well over a decade.

The true American religion. The Church of Capitalism.

I like to think I'm fairly well educated, but there's so much to know and only so much time. Why the fuck should I be expected to know what a Merkin is?