Gabu

While carcinisation does exist as a phenomenon, I believe all examples involve animals of the same order, i.e. it's even less extreme than comparing a shark and a dolphin.

I wouldn't call it zero, per say - they are pretty good actors, performing for a crowd of rich fucks.

Right, great idea - let's all just give up and jump from the top of a cliff headfirst into rocks. No, wait, what I meant is bad idea. Horrible, horrible idea.

Counter-counterpoint: both species come from the same tree of life, several of their traits taken for granted come from previous species' adaptation, e.g. bilateral symmetry. When you see, say, a molusk with the same bodyplan as a shark, we can talk about it being a common possibility.

Arbitrary usage of "in" versus "on" in various expressions.

None of those, though.

And then you hear a faint voice, nearly a whisper...

Shuba shuba shuba

Seems like quite a lot of effort and risk for a cheap toaster.

It really isn't - if you have the technical knowledge.