GluWu

joined 11 months ago
[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago

I'm always erect

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 122 points 4 months ago (9 children)

There's a tank of cold inside. Its the primary export of northern European countries and sustains nearly their entire economies since the only other thing they can "make" is fucking rotten fish. Its important to recycle your AC every 3 years before it runs out of cold by throwing it into the ocean where it can return to be made into glaciers.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Need to let more hunters inside you to shoot their shot

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn't store anything

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

I thought I shit myself again but this is actually worse

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago

Tossing a dozen employees they were anyways with a big headline about it being because of not constantly working is a net profit from how many other employees will now be scared into working constantly.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Hell yeah bro, get locked in for that corporate grind. Getting those positive vibes out, absolutely hammering those orders, and staying locked in.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lemmy skews heavy 30+ so most people here will never understand. But I'm right there with you.

The tickets you bought? Corporate Overlord sold 'em to you.

Never bought them, i can sneak into anything worth being at.

The tunes you bought? Corporate Overlord.

Never bought them other than physical copies direct from the label that only has 5 artists.

The venue you went to? Sponsored by a corporate overlord.

Never went, any "venue" I've been to was come and go.

The Beer you drank at the venue

Didn't buy it, made and brought it.

the fucking merch you bought

Never bought it

hell, even the fucking parking fee you coughed up went to a corporation.

I go to venues through piblic transit so i can get intoxicated

You don't get to enjoy music anymore without supporting corporate overlords.

I've been contributing to small fedi artists just because they're small fedi artists.

You're being an antagonistic asshole and you know it. And you use the term bootlicker incorrectly.

If you even want to talk about you insecurities that you project, I won't offer myself because you already made up your mind about who I am before you finished reading this. Get help. Twat.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Something about monkies with lots of bananas? Dave's got 330 million bananas and just got a few hundred thousand more. Hoarding is only bad when people I don't like do it.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Nice try, propaganda bot.

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