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I'm sure there's tons they've made that their accountants have managed to classify as something other than "profit," so they don't have to pay taxes on it

Glad he supports criminal rights reform, but I don't think he's picking the right criminals

~~Google accidentally...~~

"Google employee intentionally..."

As long as he never gets elected again, I am content with him living out the rest of his life constantly in court

I asked Google for the release date of the new Final Fantasy XIV expansion today, which comes out June 28th. It told me March 26th

Oh no! Where else will I find a Bluetooth speaker that also tells me the temperature outside?

You know that scifi trope where someone reaches into a bit of tech, and rips out a blinking tracker? Get ready to have to do that when you buy a new phone

Then teach the skills you learned to do it in a healthy way. That's kind of how everything works with kids. They have to eat healthily, respect adults healthily, study healthily, etc. All of those things are bad if they aren't taught how by the adults in their life

Corporate narks are the worst kind

Hopefully this isn't the airplane equivalent of being mailed a finger

You're value as a person is unrelated to your usefulness to other people

Or at least a representative in New York's third congressional district