Karyoplasma

From today:

Complete bullshit, it's from a Katy Perry interview.

So, I'm not the best passenger on air planes, I usually just remain in fetal position for the duration of the flight.

I was taking a flight to Shanghai with Air China and it was a relatively smooth flight. I was in unusually good spirits, even managed to watch a movie. Then we landed. After touching ground the whole plane was flashing in red lights. It took me like 2 minutes of erratic panic to realize that they were displaying a waving Chinese flag on the screens and thus it was flashing red. Should've fucking given me a heads-up, man.

Human tastes like pork, so that's what they taste like.

I should try that when dating to see how long it takes for a court order to arrive.

I sometimes open the official YouTube app and set it to autoplay and mute while doing dishes, so they can be happy that I watched their fucking ads.

I fear that at some point the feds will knock to make sure I'm not distracted while an ad plays.

Yes, 1 star.

I regarded it as a potential evidence for my unfounded and highly debateable hypothesis that the dialect we speak in the region is not in fact a dialect, but its own language.

I'm a German native who studied linguistics (ok, computational linguistics with a minor in phonetics and phonology), but I basically only speak my regional dialect well. I was visiting a friend in Berlin once and a stranger in a bar complimented me that I "speak good German for a foreigner".

Missouri. The capital is Vienna.

It's both for me. Example: I like Grubby and his WC3 content, never watched him playing Dota as it doesn't pique my interest. I don't watch ToD's WC3 streams because I cannot stand his personality.

But neither is there an obligation for anyone to provide the content I enjoy nor am I obligated to watch content of anyone that I don't enjoy.

Artifact says hello.

Sounds like an entry-level job