KittenBiscuits

joined 1 year ago

Senator tells Native American candidate to go back to where she came from, storms out of public event in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

If only they were still this easy to spot

Zoo admits that their pandas are ‘painted dogs’ after backlash from visitors in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

a little whoosh

Yes but it's also a pun for "shit zoo"

Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I would watch only to find out if they are secretly renting out their spaces on Sunday as holy ghost kitchens.

Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And with no more competition, they'll go all fancy. Makes one wonder where you'd be able to get a decent burger anymore.

Donald Trump suggests Kamala Harris suddenly 'became a Black person' in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

May he live long enough to become the thing he hates

"Don’t replace the culture war with class war" pleads British columnist in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I feel like we did a trial run for this in March of 2020. It didn't go as hoped.

Trump Suggests Planes Can’t Fly When It’s Not Sunny in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I made a battery from a potato once. Am I disqualified from office?

‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

It has to be the mayor's dogs though.

Ric Flair wooo-ing in a blind granny's face, while out for pizza. in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Granny seems to be screaming more from his hand trying to touch her scapula from the inside

Billionaire hasn't heard of Streisand effect in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women's water polo team in the Paris Olympics in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Doubt it. The swim caps mush their ears down.

Man changes name to Literally Anybody Else and announces US presidential run in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I'm hung up on you saying election officials would track down the voter to confirm their intent. And you mentioned you volunteered or worked in elections possibly in not-the-US. In the US (or at least in my state) ballots are anonymous. That was why such a fuss was made in 2000 over trying to determine what the voter intended if a ballot had a "hanging chad". They couldn't just track down the person to confirm, and the margins were close enough to call a recount but not for a do-over. It was election purgatory.