Nah, bro
The comments on pornhub are funnier
No_Money_Just_Change
joined 4 months ago
Officially, they use the metric system, but because of the close contact with the US, many things are measured in imperial units
Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian
The Republicans are taking over so many taking points, I just can't say some normal things anymore, like:
"I love my couch"
"The latex gloves at work fit really well and are gentle even on sensitive skin "
"I want to fuck furniture "
Do the following:
First, say something along the lines of: "That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God's most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?"
Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse