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[–] observantTrapezium@lemmy.ca 118 points 3 months ago

He got at least partially Canadianized mid post switching from miles to kilometres.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Do Canadians use both units?

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago

Officially, they use the metric system, but because of the close contact with the US, many things are measured in imperial units

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

One of the most confusing places to be in is a Canadian machine shop. Half the machines will be imperial and the other will be metric. Work order come in both units on the regular.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The same Canadian might not use both, but older people are still more comfortable with the American system for certain things like temperature.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For the GP, Canada converted to metric starting in 1970 and completing the conversion in 1985.

So everyone under 55 grew up in metric, but anyone older than that had to convert.

So, baking and cooking are generally done in imperial to this day, but commerce and public works are all metric.

I generally think personal weight in pounds, height in feet, distance in meters, deli purchases in grams, fluids in litres, gravel in yards, chopped wood in cords, etc.

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I went to university in Canada for engineering in the early 1980s. We had to learn both Imperial and metric, because almost all the textbooks and equipment came from the US. We would usually convert into metric to do all calculations and then convert back at the end because to do otherwise is insanity.

I would guess that the same is still true today, because the equipment and textbooks still come from the US.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not so much today; as I mentioned, the transition period was from 1970 to 1985. While some textbooks and equipment still comes from the US, a lot is also sourced from other parts of the world, and some textbooks are Canadian versions now (in metric).

In fact, the textbook countries spent a good 20 years from the late 80s to the early 00s churning out new editions on an annual basis where a bit more was converted to metric every time. This often forced students to buy up to three editions of a book new if a department was using the same text for a course series.

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I could actually see the point in learning both, because there is a very good chance that engineers are going to be facing both systems in their professional lives.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

We use all of the units; my prints generally list pipe diameter in inches, but length in millimetres

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hate Canadians.

Those shifty bastards are hiding something.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 81 points 3 months ago

Yeah, it's dead children under our residential schools.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 16 points 3 months ago
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably a reference to some show but idk either

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No… that was the Canadian sorry. It means multiple things at once.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

That was the Canadian high rising terminal. You got hit with the twofer

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Anon is either white or they come from the same area in the world as the immigrant family that they met.

Canada is like high key racist now. Thanks MAGA, and your interest in Alberta resources

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hi. Am Canadian, am originally from Alberta, love everyone except fucking fascists, and can confirm Alberta is currently Canada's stanky armpit and has been so for some time.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Well, it's an armpit with gorgeous parks. You've got Banff, Jasper, and part of Glacier, that's pretty awesome!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh, is that where all that smoke has been coming from? I thought it was somewhere in BC... We're getting a bunch of smoke down here in the US (all the way from Glacier down to me in Utah).

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think between here and BC we are always on fire somewhere these days.

SMOKE is now a normal weather condition.......

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Fair. The armpittines is due to a small percentage of really weird people and their propensity to be simultaneously ignorant and outspoken. Sad that they affect policy and people's lives.

The place itself is breathtaking. Though in fairness, I've moved from there to Vancouver Island and it's kind of been eclipsed by a few orders of magnitude.

[–] femtech@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Same in America unfortunately. I love camping but there are always confederate flags when driving to the state parks.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eh, most of those are just idiots who tend to keep to themselves anyway. Just ignore it and consider filling up gas/electricity in one of the larger cities in the region.

But yeah, plenty of rednecks throughout the rural areas...

[–] femtech@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm just a little worried being alone with my daughter. My passing rate is maybe over 50%.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If Anon was a native woman they wouldn't have lived to make the post

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, survivor bias raises its head again!

(Sorry. I'm the worst : 🧡🧡🧡)

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We were racist before MAGA

Thunder Bay has been a race war for decades. If a crime happens in the white part of town it’s likely the aboriginal people and if it happens in the aboriginal part of town it’s likely white people. I was nice to an aboriginal person once when I was there and he started crying then hugged me. You can guess which side the police actually investigate

[–] Woovie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

racism exists everywhere, don’t blame the US for what already was there

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm Canadian and can confirm Canada has always been racist gestures broadly at indigenous affairs and history of violence and assimilation.

That being said Canadians are very nice and it's only a smaller minority that is racist/ awful.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

This is true of America, too. I think most people you are likely to meet in America sit between the "not at all racist" and "I mean yeah but it's pretty low key and subconscious" end of the racism spectrum, it's just that our more virulent racists are so often cops and presidential candidates.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Our southern racist neighbor embolden the local racists and make them feel more comfortable doing their racist recruitment in public where it's more effective.

Canada is always just an election cycle or two behind the popular American culture.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Indigenous women have been disappearing to the concern of absolutely nobody in the country for decades. If anything, the rise in fascist ideology in the US has made people more aware and critical of the racism that already existed in Canadian society

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

That's true, it has emboldened both the bigots and progressives, but I feel like the bigots have turned that boldness into action and change.

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I mean.. sure.. but you can't say they're not making it worse and feeding into it for profit

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

don’t blame the US for what already was there

Flips on American television

Black people are committing crimes! Latinos are doing drugs! Arabs are terrorists! Chinese people are cheating on tests and stealing your jobs! Everyone in India is trying to scam you!!!

Now back to our regularly scheduled movie about a cool White Nationalist who fights back by shooting everyone with a big gun!

Damn, crazy how this was all here before Americans arrived.

[–] Woovie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Damn, crazy how that's the only form of racism. Don't be fucking stupid.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Canada is like high key racist now.

Canada has a good reputation on how not racist they are, but really all that racism is directed at Indigenous people. You'll be fine for the most part as long as one doesn't stay in the prairies for too long.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

maybe before lockdown. we became budget maga about a quarter of the way into lockdown.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 months ago

Literally. Not MCGA, but MAGA with cast-off paraphernalia from the 2020 US election. And Freedom stickers. And more F*ck Trudeau merchandise.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
  • Be in Canada

  • Make small talk with random people you meet.

  • People offer to drive you around, so you hitchhike everywhere

"Wow everyone in Canada is so nice! They give you a ride wherever you want to go, practically for free."

  • Travel to NYC

  • Ride the subway all the way across town for, like, $2

  • Random people keep trying to make small talk on the train when you've got your headphones in

"Fuck NY, these people are assholes."

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

I've never understood the New Yorkers are assholes reputation. They're some of the nicest people I've ever met.

I had a map out, guy asks where I'm trying to go, I tell him the Met. He starts giving me directions. Another guy overhears and stops to argue with him about the best way to send me there. It was the newyorkiest thing I've ever seen. "He doesn't want to go that way, send him this way", "if you want to send him that way you might as well send him this other way".