OpenStars

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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Yeah bc I am not watching that first-hand:-).

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I finally looked up the origin of that phrase, "shiny happy people". I guess it was an R.E.M. song.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Yup, I recommend Office Space.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago (4 children)

When up is down, and left is right, and black is white, and in is out, and rich is - well we don't talk about that - it's no wonder that people feel all twisted inside. It's like everyone in a position of authority is trying to lie to them!? (probably b/c everyone in a position of authority is trying to lie to them)

Which causes people to turn towards religion. Which causes them to vote for Donald Trump. Which causes the downturn of society, which causes... dayum, can this ever end in anything but death?

Sadly, I think not. The golden era of 50s & 60s are gone, and they are NEVER coming back. Plan to have a roommate, I guess, for the rest of your life...

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago

Pro-Tip: try not to die.

(but make sure to be on your time for your shift, or your (sic) fired!)

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago

Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?

Why did you have to be such a bitch?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 24 points 9 months ago

Isn't it for people who have ridiculously too much money to dump some of it? :-P

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Try Soilent Green (TM) as your new fave cupcake flavor!

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago

Boy: daddy, is this loss?

Dad: yes son, it absolutely is.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago (8 children)

That's kind of a scary thought, that I think humanity is about to try out next. As in, who needs the humans anymore, when robots will do the same tasks with far less effort?:-|

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